Funny Stories

Yaaah, share funny moments of your life. It will waste time in other people's lives :'D

My cousin took her hermit crab for a walk and lost it.
DAMNIT! SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN SHE LOST HER HAMSTER!!!

...Wow. That's.....Interesting. XD

I was hallucinating. I saw someone on my bed, and I swear I felt someone sitting there XD

I watched My Bloody Valentine(The 3D one), and when I fell asleep, he was chasing after me. It was funny when this random kid skipped through yelling something about ice cream, and got his jaw snapped off. XD

You saw that, too?
I was with a friend, and what happened was similar to the chase in the store. But when we tried to go out of the window, my friend fell out, she wasn't pulled by Harry Warden. When she tumbled down a hill.

Then I had a dream where I was strapped down like that guy from Saw 5. Except a pendelum swinging down and cutting me in half, there were people in there talking about their feelings. Like I care.

But Jeremiah... Holy McShizzles. ._.

Then I watched the Rock Opera thing Repo, and Paris Hilton's face in the movie fell off. It needs to in real life. -_-